THE LIST

A completely meaningless ranking.

But half of every takeover funds permanent carbon removal.

Currently #1
Nobody. Yet.
Price to take #1£1

Rises with every takeover. Falls while nobody's playing.

THE LIST is UK-only for now. You can still watch.

The List

Empty. Somebody has to be first.

Dethronements

Nothing has happened. Yet.

Why does this exist?

People will pay to be #1 at anything. So we made the most pointless #1 there is, and sent half the money somewhere useful.

Every takeover splits 50/50. Half goes to permanent carbon removal through Stripe Climate. The rest pays the card fees, the refunds and the hosting, and the person who has to moderate a list of strangers called Gary.

Why not 100%? Because then this would stop existing, and so would the carbon removal.

You still get nothing. The atmosphere gets something.